Linus Meow Pauling

A Kitty of Many Thoughts

A Talented Purrveyor of Scientific Fluff

Linus Meow Pauling is a kitteh of many thoughts. After discovering Meowlance bond theory, he spends his time wondering about the best way to arrange his body on his office chair. Professor Pauling is aware that certain scientists have been generalizing his Meowlance theory in recent years, but he prefers to focus on more fruitful scientific endeavors.


A lover of physics, he finds distraction from the every day in performing experiments that stretch the current limits of scientific thought, such as how long one may lay on the floor before the fur is too flat on one side, or how early in the morning one must wake up the human to open the door for maximum irritation.